Be honest with yourselves, FSU fans, deep down you know the ACC is strictly a basketball conference. Their conference: The SEC's bastard child, the ACC. Insufferable fan base with cult-like tendencies: checkĪnnoyingly successful history that fan base distorts and shoves in everyone else's faces: check They have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

YOU NOT KNOW THE RULES, BOI? The fact that Florida State made Notre Dame likable tolerable (for one game) goes to show you just how unappealing this FSU team is to the vast majority of people outside of Tallahassee. While everyone else acknowledges it was purely blown coverage, ‘Noles fans will fire back with TEXTBOOK PICK PLAY RIGHT THERR. Luckily for the Seminoles, they were awarded a generous offensive pass interference call that negated a Notre Dame game-winning touchdown. And how could we forget the Notre Dame game? Florida State should have lost at home to the eventual 7-5 Irish (who were blown out by ASU and USC). Remember when they needed a late field goal to beat Boston College? ‘Noles fans will be the first to mock Oregon’s 'quality loss' though. The majority of Florida State’s games this year were tightly contested and could have gone either way. Florida State’s 'tough' out-of-conference game came in a 6-point win over Oklahoma State - a team that finished 6-6. All three of those teams are going to lose their marquee bowl games, which should be fun to see. The 'Noles best three wins came against a pair of 9-3 teams in Clemson and Louisville, and 10-3 Georgia Tech. When you play in the ACC, capping off two undefeated seasons in a row isn’t as extraordinary of an accomplishment as you might think. All this success couldn’t have happened to a more deserving team. Because of that, I say thank you to Florida State and their odious football program. They are the Floyd Mayweather of college football. There isn't an NFL team as dysfunctional and putrid as the Seminoles. I couldn't have dreamt up a better team to write one of these pieces for. You could write a goddamn thesis paper on all the reasons Florida State deserves your hatred.

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